by Rose Wadham | Aug 27, 2022 | Blog, Comedy, Humour, Mental Health, Personal
“Would you like a chaperone?” asked the nice lady doctor as I lay on my side with my knickers round my ankles. “No thank you” I answered, imagining a staunch Victorian lady poised to yank them up again in order to protect what was left of my virtue. I shared this...
by Rose Wadham | Feb 17, 2022 | Blog, Humour, Lifestyle, Mental Health, Ranting, Uncategorized
Are you desperate to get away from the washing up and travel the world by public transport? I am. But these days the closest I get to the joy of foreign travel is discovering Raz-El-Hanout in our local Sainsburys. The last proper holiday we had was in 2018 when we...
by Rose Wadham | Feb 6, 2022 | Blog, Comedy, Uncategorized
I’m not sure how to frame this so I’ll just come out and say it. I suffer from F.O.S.T or Fear of Sex Toys. Ever since gorgeous Gail (blue mascara, cherry pout, high as a kite from the night before) burst into my university bedroom early Sunday morning 33 years ago,...
by Rose Wadham | Dec 31, 2021 | Blog, Comedy, Lifestyle
OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF BABES On New Year’s Eve many moons ago I went to a cocktail party hosted by supreme beings. They had the right sofa, the right cushions, the right scented candle (Diptyque’s Tubéreuse if I recall) and the right shade of Bone on their sitting...
by Rose Wadham | Dec 6, 2021 | Blog
When I was 5, I was coaxed into a toy drawer by my big sister. As I lay there, blinking in the dark, I composed an operetta involving two blind orphans drowning in the Caspian sea who are rescued by a lovely Chinese princess wearing a nightie made of humming birds....
by Rose Wadham | May 28, 2020 | Blog, Featured, Humour, Personal
CAMP LOCKDOWN Starved of an audience and bored out of my mind, I have recently taken to strutting around the village, Queen blaring in my ears… Gallileo! (gallileo)
Gallileo! (gallileo), Gallileo Figaro..magnifico –oh-oh-oh- No! No! No! No! No! No! No! whilst...
