by Rose Wadham | Aug 27, 2022 | Blog, Comedy, Humour, Mental Health, Personal
“Would you like a chaperone?” asked the nice lady doctor as I lay on my side with my knickers round my ankles. “No thank you” I answered, imagining a staunch Victorian lady poised to yank them up again in order to protect what was left of my virtue. I shared this...
by Rose Wadham | Feb 6, 2022 | Blog, Comedy, Uncategorized
I’m not sure how to frame this so I’ll just come out and say it. I suffer from F.O.S.T or Fear of Sex Toys. Ever since gorgeous Gail (blue mascara, cherry pout, high as a kite from the night before) burst into my university bedroom early Sunday morning 33 years ago,...
by Rose Wadham | Dec 31, 2021 | Blog, Comedy, Lifestyle
OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF BABES On New Year’s Eve many moons ago I went to a cocktail party hosted by supreme beings. They had the right sofa, the right cushions, the right scented candle (Diptyque’s Tubéreuse if I recall) and the right shade of Bone on their sitting...
by Rose Wadham | Feb 3, 2020 | Comedy, Country life, Featured, Humour, Lifestyle, Ranting
PLEASE DON’T LICK MY FACE I’m a Londoner by rights so I’m not sure how I ended up on a deserted Somerset canal path, scared shitless of the gangly youth with the ‘Ain’t-no-virus-gunna hold ME-down’ look in his eye who was steaming towards me with the intensity...
by Rose Wadham | Feb 18, 2019 | Blog, Comedy, Humour, Lifestyle, Mental Health, Satire, Stand up comedy, Travel
EPIPHANY IN PINK Last Saturday my friend invited me to a ’House of Honey’ rave in Shepherds Bush. The theme was pink so I decided to come as Penelope Pitstop. As we wandered down the Uxbridge Road people gave me funny looks. ”Do I look like a man?” I asked my friend....
