by Rose Wadham | Aug 27, 2022 | Blog, Comedy, Humour, Mental Health, Personal
“Would you like a chaperone?” asked the nice lady doctor as I lay on my side with my knickers round my ankles. “No thank you” I answered, imagining a staunch Victorian lady poised to yank them up again in order to protect what was left of my virtue. I shared this...
by Rose Wadham | Feb 17, 2022 | Blog, Humour, Lifestyle, Mental Health, Ranting, Uncategorized
Are you desperate to get away from the washing up and travel the world by public transport? I am. But these days the closest I get to the joy of foreign travel is discovering Raz-El-Hanout in our local Sainsburys. The last proper holiday we had was in 2018 when we...
by Rose Wadham | May 28, 2020 | Blog, Featured, Humour, Personal
CAMP LOCKDOWN Starved of an audience and bored out of my mind, I have recently taken to strutting around the village, Queen blaring in my ears… Gallileo! (gallileo)
Gallileo! (gallileo), Gallileo Figaro..magnifico –oh-oh-oh- No! No! No! No! No! No! No! whilst...
by Rose Wadham | Feb 3, 2020 | Comedy, Country life, Featured, Humour, Lifestyle, Ranting
PLEASE DON’T LICK MY FACE I’m a Londoner by rights so I’m not sure how I ended up on a deserted Somerset canal path, scared shitless of the gangly youth with the ‘Ain’t-no-virus-gunna hold ME-down’ look in his eye who was steaming towards me with the intensity...
by Rose Wadham | Feb 18, 2019 | Blog, Comedy, Humour, Lifestyle, Mental Health, Satire, Stand up comedy, Travel
EPIPHANY IN PINK Last Saturday my friend invited me to a ’House of Honey’ rave in Shepherds Bush. The theme was pink so I decided to come as Penelope Pitstop. As we wandered down the Uxbridge Road people gave me funny looks. ”Do I look like a man?” I asked my friend....
