by Rose Wadham | Feb 17, 2022 | Blog, Humour, Lifestyle, Mental Health, Ranting, Uncategorized
Are you desperate to get away from the washing up and travel the world by public transport? I am. But these days the closest I get to the joy of foreign travel is discovering Raz-El-Hanout in our local Sainsburys. The last proper holiday we had was in 2018 when we...
by Rose Wadham | Feb 6, 2022 | Blog, Comedy, Uncategorized
I’m not sure how to frame this so I’ll just come out and say it. I suffer from F.O.S.T or Fear of Sex Toys. Ever since gorgeous Gail (blue mascara, cherry pout, high as a kite from the night before) burst into my university bedroom early Sunday morning 33 years ago,...
by Rose Wadham | Jan 20, 2022 | Uncategorized
BOTOX AND ME AND THE JAVA SEA Sydney is a merry-go-round of crypto millionaires, shimmering blondes and fabulously wealthy dentists all having a whale of a time. So long as none of them plan on ageing. Ageing in Sydney is for the poor and the mad and there is simply...
by Rose Wadham | Jan 10, 2022 | Uncategorized
My Lola dropped a bomb this morning. ”I’m going back to uni early”, she said, coiling her Titian tresses into a crocodile clip. ”But…” I said, my bottom lip trembling ”..uni doesn’t start until February”. ”AND?” she shot back, daring me to continue my...
